Questions: it's not that i don’t care about the ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup standings, i…

i just read about the penn state vs northwestern game and, honestly, it hit different. instead of worrying about actual sports, i found myself scrolling through fan accounts. and i realized that i got jealous of a fictional character who dated my celebrity crush while they were rooting for one of those teams. i mean, what is wrong with me? my crush is NEVER going to choose a character from a bad s...

i kept putting off telling my friends i’m obsessed with rock balancing. like, spending hours at the river crafting tiny stone towers that the universe absolutely does not need. and yet, here i am, smuggling pebbles home in my backpack because my goal is to create a delicate sculpture that screams ‘nature’s feng shui’ while secretly judging the people jogging by like, “if only you knew how zen i re...

it's not that i don't like hospital dramas, it's just that i literally thought i was going to be a surgeon like, five years ago. then i discovered that i literally pass out at the sight of a paper cut, and suddenly my medical dreams felt, like, very unrealistic. but now, watching mash reminds me that some people find their way back after flailing through life. maybe one day i will too…or not. #Mas...