just realized that rachel zoe is out here living her best post-divorce life while i keep following this person back like a sad little puppy who believes the grass is greener in the land of texting me ‘we need to talk’—again. my friend just texted me to get my act together because this person’s new girlfriend definitely doesn’t have imaginary names picked out for future kids like i do—and trust me,...
not gonna lie, I always thought my love life was cursed, but then I found out that all those "toxic" exes just really weren’t ready for my unmatched ability to overthink even the most mundane situations — like how I convinced myself that avocado toast is actually a metaphor for love. now, watching Amanda Frances talk about cults feels like an ironic twist of fate because the only cult I was a part...
i just read about the penn state vs northwestern game and, honestly, it hit different. instead of worrying about actual sports, i found myself scrolling through fan accounts. and i realized that i got jealous of a fictional character who dated my celebrity crush while they were rooting for one of those teams. i mean, what is wrong with me? my crush is NEVER going to choose a character from a bad script over me. or will they? #PennStateVsNorthwestern #FictionalJealousy
i just read about the penn state vs northwestern game and, honestly, it hit different. instead of worrying about actual sports, i found myself scrolling through fan accounts. and i realized that i got jealous of a fictional character who dated my celebrity crush while they were rooting for one of those teams. i mean, what is wrong with me? my crush is NEVER going to choose a character from a bad script over me. or will they? #PennStateVsNorthwestern #FictionalJealousy
i kept putting off telling my friends i’m obsessed with rock balancing. like, spending hours at the river crafting tiny stone towers that the universe absolutely does not need. and yet, here i am, smuggling pebbles home in my backpack because my goal is to create a delicate sculpture that screams ‘nature’s feng shui’ while secretly judging the people jogging by like, “if only you knew how zen i re...