not gonna lie, I always thought my love life was cursed, but then I found out that all those "toxic" exes just really weren’t ready for my unmatched ability to overthink even the most mundane situations — like how I convinced myself that avocado toast is actually a metaphor for love. now, watching Amanda Frances talk about cults feels like an ironic twist of fate because the only cult I was a part...
i just read about the penn state vs northwestern game and, honestly, it hit different. instead of worrying about actual sports, i found myself scrolling through fan accounts. and i realized that i got jealous of a fictional character who dated my celebrity crush while they were rooting for one of those teams. i mean, what is wrong with me? my crush is NEVER going to choose a character from a bad s...
i kept putting off telling my friends i’m obsessed with rock balancing. like, spending hours at the river crafting tiny stone towers that the universe absolutely does not need. and yet, here i am, smuggling pebbles home in my backpack because my goal is to create a delicate sculpture that screams ‘nature’s feng shui’ while secretly judging the people jogging by like, “if only you knew how zen i really am.” turns out, staying in this complicated situation means fighting with gravity and getting dirty while pretending i'm at an art gallery rather than a weird person by the water.
i kept putting off telling my friends i’m obsessed with rock balancing. like, spending hours at the river crafting tiny stone towers that the universe absolutely does not need. and yet, here i am, smuggling pebbles home in my backpack because my goal is to create a delicate sculpture that screams ‘nature’s feng shui’ while secretly judging the people jogging by like, “if only you knew how zen i really am.” turns out, staying in this complicated situation means fighting with gravity and getting dirty while pretending i'm at an art gallery rather than a weird person by the water.
it's not that i don’t care about the ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup standings, it's just... i once skipped a family wedding to watch kids in jerseys bowl. no, really, i couldn’t tear my eyes away. now i'm questioning every choice, because who knew cricket could reveal i’m more invested in youthful dreams than my own life's trajectory? like, did i just abandon my path for this bizarre nostalgia? #I...