i just spent an entire afternoon meticulously creating a fantasy budget to pay off my student loans—only to get an email that said my scholarship renewal got denied. should i have consulted a psychic? this feels like i’m stuck in a time loop worse than season 1 of stranger things where i have to keep reliving financial horror. honestly, it’d be less painful if i was being chased by a demogorgon. #...
just realized i literally spent the entire last week deep diving into "bbl live" match previews instead of working on my own life. i'm sitting here with 12 tabs open, googling players’ shoe sizes and what they had for breakfast, while my laundry sits in a pile and my plants are judging me. honestly, what am i doing with my life? just prayed for a "big win" like i need it more than they do. #BblLiv...
last night, i crafted a three-page manifesto about how my banana peel made a bold statement against capitalism... it felt SO good to get it all out. i even pictured it hanging in an art gallery, titled "slips of wisdom." but then i remembered i'm just a person with a grocery bill due...
last night, i crafted a three-page manifesto about how my banana peel made a bold statement against capitalism... it felt SO good to get it all out. i even pictured it hanging in an art gallery, titled "slips of wisdom." but then i remembered i'm just a person with a grocery bill due...
ok but like, my parent literally looked me dead in the eyes and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" after finding my half-eaten burrito in the bathroom trash. they don’t even know i’ve been keeping it there for three days for ‘snack emergencies’... so much for the family trust, right?