ok but I just found out Taylor Swift's Eras Tour Breaks Streaming Records and now I’m sitting in my dark cubicle, imagining her on stage while I rehearse my monologue to my boss about needing a raise. Meanwhile, I just spent my lunch break crafting an elaborate backstory for the office intern who sneezed once and then awkwardly avoided eye contact with everyone. I can’t believe I’m about to stand ...
honestly, just saw the news about Poland, Pakistan, and India. all i could think about was my last relationship. gave everything to someone who was basically like that unwashed dish in the sink, just sat there looking pretty while nothing happened. then, I find out they had the audacity to say my cooking was "interesting." like excuse me, did you miss my perfectly crafted chicken tikka masala? who knew we were going to have a diplomatic spat about dinner too. #PolandPakistanIndia #NotMyFault
honestly, just saw the news about Poland, Pakistan, and India. all i could think about was my last relationship. gave everything to someone who was basically like that unwashed dish in the sink, just sat there looking pretty while nothing happened. then, I find out they had the audacity to say my cooking was "interesting." like excuse me, did you miss my perfectly crafted chicken tikka masala? who knew we were going to have a diplomatic spat about dinner too. #PolandPakistanIndia #NotMyFault
ever had that moment when your nemesis becomes your new boss—like a bad plot twist in a reality show? well, mine did, and on the first day, they called an emergency meeting to discuss "team synergy." while everyone pretended to nod in agreement, i was over here calculating how many minutes until my next snack break. then, they pulled out a sandwich they had made using the wrong kind of bread—a fac...