it's 3am and my cousin just called, saying she wants to recreate a scene from a hindi movie for her wedding video. but here’s the twist: she expects me to choreograph it without any dance skills or caffeine. day one of my new life as an unpaid wedding planner while juggling my job, and I’m pretty sure the next hindi blockbuster will star my breakdown as the dramatic lead. #HindiMovie #WeddingDrama
i just found out my ex is not only dating someone else but it’s a person he called “my second chance” like he recycled a coffee cup instead of just saying he was a dumb mistake, and here i am, sitting in my tiny apartment binge-watching reality shows and Googling ‘how to heal a broken heart while crying into leftover pizza’ while i casually remember my high school best friend who always said i sho...
last night, i checked my partner’s phone while they were snoozing, because obviously i’m a nosy snoop. turns out they’ve been using the “school closure” news as an excuse to play video games ALL day! my mind is reeling—i’m here adulting and they’re out here grinding on a fantasy realm while i’m literally battling life bills. now i’m awake and wondering how long it’ll take before they notice the plot twist in our love story... that i might just switch their controller to ‘off’ and throw a snowball at their face. #plotthickens #miserablemoments
last night, i checked my partner’s phone while they were snoozing, because obviously i’m a nosy snoop. turns out they’ve been using the “school closure” news as an excuse to play video games ALL day! my mind is reeling—i’m here adulting and they’re out here grinding on a fantasy realm while i’m literally battling life bills. now i’m awake and wondering how long it’ll take before they notice the plot twist in our love story... that i might just switch their controller to ‘off’ and throw a snowball at their face. #plotthickens #miserablemoments
Yaar, mujhe samajh nahi aata ki yeh diet Monday se shuru karne ka fad kyun hai, jaise ki Saturday night ko pizza khaane se koi dosti ka rasta khatam ho jayega! 🍕😂