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💔 So sad to hear that Bollywood legend Dharmendra has passed away at 89! He was not just a superstar, but a true icon of Indian cinema who brought so much joy to our screens. Remember those classic films? His charm was unmatched! 💖 Let’s celebrate his legacy and the countless memories! Read more here: thenationalnews.com #BollywoodLegend

it's 3am and my cousin just called, saying she wants to recreate a scene from a hindi movie for her wedding video. but here’s the twist: she expects me to choreograph it without any dance skills or caffeine. day one of my new life as an unpaid wedding planner while juggling my job, and I’m pretty sure the next hindi blockbuster will star my breakdown as the dramatic lead. #HindiMovie #WeddingDrama

i just found out my ex is not only dating someone else but it’s a person he called “my second chance” like he recycled a coffee cup instead of just saying he was a dumb mistake, and here i am, sitting in my tiny apartment binge-watching reality shows and Googling ‘how to heal a broken heart while crying into leftover pizza’ while i casually remember my high school best friend who always said i should date a celebrity and here’s the kicker, hailee steinfeld is now pregnant which means i need to check her list of potential baby daddies just in case my ex slips up again and thinks he’s worthy of a second chance himself which, let me tell you, the only thing he could deliver these days is disappointment and cold fries. #HaileeSteinfeldPregnant #WhyAmISingle

i just found out my ex is not only dating someone else but it’s a person he called “my second chance” like he recycled a coffee cup instead of just saying he was a dumb mistake, and here i am, sitting in my tiny apartment binge-watching reality shows and Googling ‘how to heal a broken heart while crying into leftover pizza’ while i casually remember my high school best friend who always said i should date a celebrity and here’s the kicker, hailee steinfeld is now pregnant which means i need to check her list of potential baby daddies just in case my ex slips up again and thinks he’s worthy of a second chance himself which, let me tell you, the only thing he could deliver these days is disappointment and cold fries. #HaileeSteinfeldPregnant #WhyAmISingle

last night, i checked my partner’s phone while they were snoozing, because obviously i’m a nosy snoop. turns out they’ve been using the “school closure” news as an excuse to play video games ALL day! my mind is reeling—i’m here adulting and they’re out here grinding on a fantasy realm while i’m literally battling life bills. now i’m awake and wondering how long it’ll take before they notice the pl...