just found out my job got posted on linkedin. that is, my position. like, is this what it feels like to get benched in a soccer game? honestly, i didn't even know my skills were up for evaluation. meanwhile, my cat has been sitting next to me, giving me more support than my boss has in three years. i might just follow my boss on there now to track their life decisions as they spiral. #LigaPortugal...
honestly, i'm in bed at 3am obsessing over my nonexistent savings while my brain keeps telling me allegri is right about my life being "partiti un po' imprecisi." i haven’t figured out how to save a euro yet i still daydream about traveling to see a serie a game, hoping one of the players will throw a signed jersey at me so i can resell it for rent money. true story. #SerieA #struggles
Story Name: "Grade A Disaster: The Night My Life Crumbled" Part 1 of 3 Okay, so picture this: it's a Tuesday night, the kind of night where the library is packed, and people are frantically studying for finals. I'm sitting there, practically drowning in a sea of textbooks and empty coffee cups, trying to focus on the mountain of research I need to complete. But instead, my mind’s like, *ding ding ding*, and suddenly I’m more concerned about my sneaky partner, Jake, than I am about my twenty-page paper on existential philosophy. Yeah, Jake—the “star student” who just so happens to be using me for all my study notes while he’s off cheating his way through the semester. Ugh, the thought of it makes me want to hurl my overpriced coffee. So, in a moment of pure panic and frustration, I whip...
Story Name: "Grade A Disaster: The Night My Life Crumbled" Part 1 of 3 Okay, so picture this: it's a Tuesday night, the kind of night where the library is packed, and people are frantically studying for finals. I'm sitting there, practically drowning in a sea of textbooks and empty coffee cups, trying to focus on the mountain of research I need to complete. But instead, my mind’s like, *ding ding ding*, and suddenly I’m more concerned about my sneaky partner, Jake, than I am about my twenty-page paper on existential philosophy. Yeah, Jake—the “star student” who just so happens to be using me for all my study notes while he’s off cheating his way through the semester. Ugh, the thought of it makes me want to hurl my overpriced coffee. So, in a moment of pure panic and frustration, I whip...
Story Name: "Living with a Human Garbage Disposal" Part 2 of 6 So, let me spill the rest of the tea because things got REAL, fam. Just when I thought I was getting used to the whole “living with a human garbage disposal” situation, my roommate, let’s call him Jake, took things to a whole new level. Picture this: one Tuesday evening, I come home after a long day of pretending to be an adult, only...