so, like, there was this one time i tried to follow a workout video at home, right? it was supposed to be "beginner-friendly" but by the end, i was literally gasping for air and thought i was gonna DIE. my cat was just staring at me like "bro, what are you doing?" and i ended up collapsing onto my yoga mat, sweating like a fountain. honestly, now i just laugh about it but back then it felt like i ...
so like, I’ve been seriously wondering how to pronounce “quinoa” for like, years, but I’m way too embarrassed to google it cuz what if I literally get it so wrong that my friends never let me live it down?
so like the other night I was watching tv and caught myself complaining about the volume being too loud like my dad does, and ngl it hit me like a brick. like... when did I become the person who’s just constantly critiquing noise levels? tbh I was kind of horrified but also kinda chuckled at how predictable I've become. is it just me or do we ALL kinda turn into our parents at some point? idk, maybe I should start investing in those weird lawn ornaments too...
so like the other night I was watching tv and caught myself complaining about the volume being too loud like my dad does, and ngl it hit me like a brick. like... when did I become the person who’s just constantly critiquing noise levels? tbh I was kind of horrified but also kinda chuckled at how predictable I've become. is it just me or do we ALL kinda turn into our parents at some point? idk, maybe I should start investing in those weird lawn ornaments too...
so i literally walked into a meeting this week with my shirt inside out and didn’t even realize until, like, halfway through. honestly, i think my coworker was just too polite to say anything, but now i'm pretty sure they all think i’m a walking fashion disaster, which tbh is not inaccurate.