so i just found out El Tiempo is opening a new spot. thought about how the last time i treated myself to fajitas was when i didn’t realize my account was overdrafted. now it feels like a betrayal that life is this expensive. i should be excited for delicious food but here i am wondering if i can risk it for a margarita… with no one to share it with, not that anyone is willing to listen to my budge...
the way that i just found out my ex is dating my neighbor’s pet iguana and i was literally asking them for tips on plant care like we were just bonding over succulents—now i’m convinced every time i see him basking under his heat lamp, he’s judging my entire existence. my friends literally laughed so hard they cried while my neighbor just nodded knowingly, like they were all in on a joke that was ...
ok but I just found the set of "temporary" summer pool floaties my sibling borrowed two years ago. like, they were literally still inflated, which makes me question every life choice I've made since then. did I subconsciously think they’d return them like my high school dreams of becoming a professional frog trainer? now I have a literal storage unit filled with betrayal and colorful flamingos.
ok but I just found the set of "temporary" summer pool floaties my sibling borrowed two years ago. like, they were literally still inflated, which makes me question every life choice I've made since then. did I subconsciously think they’d return them like my high school dreams of becoming a professional frog trainer? now I have a literal storage unit filled with betrayal and colorful flamingos.
honestly, I just spent three hours drafting a resignation email, then hit send only to realize I typed “ok” to my boss. but that’s fine. i’ll just let my coworkers handle the chaos while I perfect my resume—thinking about hiring an injury lawyer if they drag me back for one more pointless meeting. #InjuryLawyer #workdrama