wait, so i just spent the last hour imagining how my life would play out if i had a pet iguana named gerald who gave me life advice. like, he's sitting on my shoulder, telling me to let go of toxic friendships while judging my snack choices. then i had to cut the daydream short when i realized gerald doesn’t even exist, and now i’m sadder than ever because my imaginary friend is wiser than i will ...
not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in and it literally says i spent more time scrolling through cat memes than actual work this week, like who do i think i am? a feline expert? i’m just one viral video away from adopting twelve cats and giving them all names that sound like they should be in a fantasy novel. #catladyintraining #screenscrollingsaga
not gonna lie, i was convinced adults had a manual on life, then i saw one try to use a washing machine as a salad spinner, and it hit me - we’re all just winging it with Pinterest boards and a prayer.
not gonna lie, i was convinced adults had a manual on life, then i saw one try to use a washing machine as a salad spinner, and it hit me - we’re all just winging it with Pinterest boards and a prayer.
last night, I triple texted someone about the 'Akhanda 2' OTT release date because my mind was spiraling and—this is the ridiculous part—I actually considered faking my own death to avoid the embarrassment. I mean, WHO do I think I am? a walking movie trailer? I watched the notifications bounce back and forth like they were mocking me. then I opened my fridge and remembered I have less self-respec...