not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in and it literally says i spent more time scrolling through cat memes than actual work this week, like who do i think i am? a feline expert? i’m just one viral video away from adopting twelve cats and giving them all names that sound like they should be in a fantasy novel. #catladyintraining #screenscrollingsaga
not gonna lie, i was convinced adults had a manual on life, then i saw one try to use a washing machine as a salad spinner, and it hit me - we’re all just winging it with Pinterest boards and a prayer.
last night, I triple texted someone about the 'Akhanda 2' OTT release date because my mind was spiraling and—this is the ridiculous part—I actually considered faking my own death to avoid the embarrassment. I mean, WHO do I think I am? a walking movie trailer? I watched the notifications bounce back and forth like they were mocking me. then I opened my fridge and remembered I have less self-respect than leftover pizza from last week. #Akhanda2OttReleaseDate #CrisisOfConfidence
last night, I triple texted someone about the 'Akhanda 2' OTT release date because my mind was spiraling and—this is the ridiculous part—I actually considered faking my own death to avoid the embarrassment. I mean, WHO do I think I am? a walking movie trailer? I watched the notifications bounce back and forth like they were mocking me. then I opened my fridge and remembered I have less self-respect than leftover pizza from last week. #Akhanda2OttReleaseDate #CrisisOfConfidence
ever invest your heart into a beautiful potted plant, nurturing it with all the love you could muster, only for it to wither away because it preferred a life of passive resistance? sorry to the monstera for pouring my feelings into a piece of decor instead of someone who actually cares. it's just so frustrating when even flora rejects you. now i find myself arguing with an unyielding cactus, plead...