literally just found out my ‘trustworthy’ neighbor called the cops on my cousin's garage sale for having too many plastic flamingos out front. now I’m standing in my yard, hiding behind a hedge, wondering if I’ll get busted for my inflatable palm tree party next month. all because I wanted to be a festive menace. #neighborproblems #unexpectedbetrayals
no because I just googled “how to fix a leaky faucet” and like, literally I cannot remember the last time i turned on a sink. next thing I know, I'm on a plumbing forum asking if bleach will work, like, am I about to poison myself just because I don't want to call my dad? if I wanted to DIY my way to disaster, I might as well be building a deck with no instructions. #DIYDisaster #plumbingpanic
i just spent an hour arguing with my microwave about how it won't just take a hint and defrost my chicken. like, come on, i know it can't hear me but i'm pretty sure it's judging my dinner choices and making me question my entire meal prep strategy.
i just spent an hour arguing with my microwave about how it won't just take a hint and defrost my chicken. like, come on, i know it can't hear me but i'm pretty sure it's judging my dinner choices and making me question my entire meal prep strategy.
not gonna lie, i spend half my family reunions just nodding and smiling while my aunt tries to convince me that kale smoothies are the solution to world peace. she just slurps on her green concoction, while i'm over here thinking about how much i miss cheese fries. like, auntie, sure, tell me about how the avocado toast is gonna elevate my vibrational energy, but if a gluten-free life means skippi...