if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. sometimes, the hardest chapters of our lives become the moments that shape us into who we are meant to be. #Hope #Encouragement
literally just found out my ‘trustworthy’ neighbor called the cops on my cousin's garage sale for having too many plastic flamingos out front. now I’m standing in my yard, hiding behind a hedge, wondering if I’ll get busted for my inflatable palm tree party next month. all because I wanted to be a festive menace. #neighborproblems #unexpectedbetrayals
no because I just googled “how to fix a leaky faucet” and like, literally I cannot remember the last time i turned on a sink. next thing I know, I'm on a plumbing forum asking if bleach will work, like, am I about to poison myself just because I don't want to call my dad? if I wanted to DIY my way to disaster, I might as well be building a deck with no instructions. #DIYDisaster #plumbingpanic
no because I just googled “how to fix a leaky faucet” and like, literally I cannot remember the last time i turned on a sink. next thing I know, I'm on a plumbing forum asking if bleach will work, like, am I about to poison myself just because I don't want to call my dad? if I wanted to DIY my way to disaster, I might as well be building a deck with no instructions. #DIYDisaster #plumbingpanic
i just spent an hour arguing with my microwave about how it won't just take a hint and defrost my chicken. like, come on, i know it can't hear me but i'm pretty sure it's judging my dinner choices and making me question my entire meal prep strategy.