not gonna lie, i was invited to a karaoke night where the theme was “all anuel aa.” i panicked and said no—now i’m at home listening to his songs alone, contemplating how my tragic lack of stage presence could have been the backdrop to my romantic one-night saga with strangers. instead, i just Googled his health news, and it hits harder than my would-be duet partner's high notes. maybe next time. ...
so i literally just sent a whole text gossiping about my cousin to my cousin, and like it wasn’t even my fault, my thumb just has a mind of its own. now i have to avoid every family gathering until 2040 while they figure out how to react to being the topic of discussion during bingo night. #oops #familydrama
ever walk into a yarn store to pick up a hobby because you thought knitting could be your thing—but then you find yourself accidentally starting a thread about the meaning of life with the cashier—only to later realize they are a motivational speaker giving a seminar on finding joy in the mundane? now you’re at home, not knitting anything, but questioning why you wanted to MAKE FRIENDS with a random yarn store employee—like, who knew the crafting community was actually a networking event for the deep and philosophical? #yarnphilosophy #notwhatithought
ever walk into a yarn store to pick up a hobby because you thought knitting could be your thing—but then you find yourself accidentally starting a thread about the meaning of life with the cashier—only to later realize they are a motivational speaker giving a seminar on finding joy in the mundane? now you’re at home, not knitting anything, but questioning why you wanted to MAKE FRIENDS with a random yarn store employee—like, who knew the crafting community was actually a networking event for the deep and philosophical? #yarnphilosophy #notwhatithought
honestly, I wrote this entire breakup text that felt like it could win an Oscar, complete with emotional nuances and vivid imagery, and their response was just 'ok' like literally, that’s all I get after pouring my soul out. it reminded me of how emilia clarke got an emotional role and I’m over here delivering monologues to my cat. then I thought maybe they were just preparing for a plot twist, bu...