so i literally just sent a whole text gossiping about my cousin to my cousin, and like it wasn’t even my fault, my thumb just has a mind of its own. now i have to avoid every family gathering until 2040 while they figure out how to react to being the topic of discussion during bingo night. #oops #familydrama
ever walk into a yarn store to pick up a hobby because you thought knitting could be your thing—but then you find yourself accidentally starting a thread about the meaning of life with the cashier—only to later realize they are a motivational speaker giving a seminar on finding joy in the mundane? now you’re at home, not knitting anything, but questioning why you wanted to MAKE FRIENDS with a rand...
honestly, I wrote this entire breakup text that felt like it could win an Oscar, complete with emotional nuances and vivid imagery, and their response was just 'ok' like literally, that’s all I get after pouring my soul out. it reminded me of how emilia clarke got an emotional role and I’m over here delivering monologues to my cat. then I thought maybe they were just preparing for a plot twist, but like, this is my life, and all I got was 'ok.' now I'm just left wondering if I should ghost them or draft a sequel. #EmiliaClarke #LifeDrama
honestly, I wrote this entire breakup text that felt like it could win an Oscar, complete with emotional nuances and vivid imagery, and their response was just 'ok' like literally, that’s all I get after pouring my soul out. it reminded me of how emilia clarke got an emotional role and I’m over here delivering monologues to my cat. then I thought maybe they were just preparing for a plot twist, but like, this is my life, and all I got was 'ok.' now I'm just left wondering if I should ghost them or draft a sequel. #EmiliaClarke #LifeDrama
day 17 of my emotional crisis. my parent looked me dead in the eyes and said “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.” felt that deep in my soul like when i realized my bank wouldn’t be open for FOUR DAYS because of this strike. honestly, how am i supposed to function? the irony of it all is not lost on me. i felt like i was in a movie—caught in a financial horror scene without a resolution. then i he...