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Advice: not gonna lie, i was invited to a karaoke night where the theme was “all anuel a…

it’s not that i’m overthinking this, it’s just... i double texted, then triple texted, and suddenly i’m crafting an elaborate fake funeral in my head. like, am i really that unlovable that my absence wouldn’t even warrant a group chat? i can see the text now, "sad news about that one person we ignored," and my mom showing up with a cake that says “he was a great texter.” turns out, if you think ab...

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not gonna lie, i was invited to a karaoke night where the theme was “all anuel aa.” i panicked and said no—now i’m at home listening to his songs alone, contemplating how my tragic lack of stage presence could have been the backdrop to my romantic one-night saga with strangers. instead, i just Googled his health news, and it hits harder than my would-be duet partner's high notes. maybe next time. #AnuelAa #regret

not gonna lie, i was invited to a karaoke night where the theme was “all anuel aa.” i panicked and said no—now i’m at home listening to his songs alone, contemplating how my tragic lack of stage presence could have been the backdrop to my romantic one-night saga with strangers. instead, i just Googled his health news, and it hits harder than my would-be duet partner's high notes. maybe next time. #AnuelAa #regret

so i literally just sent a whole text gossiping about my cousin to my cousin, and like it wasn’t even my fault, my thumb just has a mind of its own. now i have to avoid every family gathering until 2040 while they figure out how to react to being the topic of discussion during bingo night. #oops #familydrama