wait. my boss just posted about the rocket launch today. naturally, I decided to creep on their social media. accidentally liked a photo from a year ago, where they are clearly in a tropical place sipping a cocktail, looking happier than I am in this dreary office. I literally hit that like button, freaked out, and then unliked it like it would somehow erase the moment. no such luck, the awkwardne...
literally just got passed over for a promotion again. i should have seen it coming. my coworkers keep saying they would follow me into a zombie apocalypse, but honestly, i cannot even follow directions to my next meeting. so here i am, plotting my next career move while the return of The Walking Dead feels like it might happen before my next chance to advance. this time i even sent an email that w...
just found out my neighbor is starting a COMIC BOOK CLUB and now I can't decide if I want to attend or secretly hope it fails—so I can convince myself I'm not a hermit. like, can you imagine the emotional STRESS of discussing fictional universes while wearing pajama pants? the real kicker? I might end up trying to charm the *graphic novel enthusiast* with my improvised superhero origin story about the time I made my cat wear a cape. spoiler alert: I will be CRINGING my way to the exit if anyone asks for a drawing.
just found out my neighbor is starting a COMIC BOOK CLUB and now I can't decide if I want to attend or secretly hope it fails—so I can convince myself I'm not a hermit. like, can you imagine the emotional STRESS of discussing fictional universes while wearing pajama pants? the real kicker? I might end up trying to charm the *graphic novel enthusiast* with my improvised superhero origin story about the time I made my cat wear a cape. spoiler alert: I will be CRINGING my way to the exit if anyone asks for a drawing.
the way that my great-grandmother was an award-winning rock climber explains so much about my lifelong fear of heights... like, who knew I inherited the "thrill-seeker" gene but instead of conquering mountains, I’m just conquering my snacks while binge-watching bad reality TV? honestly, i half-expect her to appear in my dreams, cheering me on to climb the couch for the remote while casually remind...