Story Name: "Emailing My Crush: The Office Catastrophe" Part 5 of 5 I look up just in time to see Ethan striding toward me, his expression unreadable. My heart races. Is he here to laugh? To confront me? I brace myself, my palms slick against the desk. “Jamie,” he says, his voice low and steady. “Can we talk?” Everyone’s heads swivel in our direction. The whole office seems to hold its breat...
Story Name: "The Celebrity Parent I Never Knew: A DNA Test Changed Everything" Part 3 of 5 I can’t process it. My head spins. I shove the paper away, gasping for air. Not my biological father? Who am I? My phone buzzes, slicing through the silence. It’s my best friend, Mia. “Hey, I need to talk!” she texts, the urgency palpable. I pick up the phone, my hands shaking. “Can it wait?” I reply. ...
wait. my boss just posted about the rocket launch today. naturally, I decided to creep on their social media. accidentally liked a photo from a year ago, where they are clearly in a tropical place sipping a cocktail, looking happier than I am in this dreary office. I literally hit that like button, freaked out, and then unliked it like it would somehow erase the moment. no such luck, the awkwardness is real. #RocketLaunchToday #HowDidIFallSoLow
wait. my boss just posted about the rocket launch today. naturally, I decided to creep on their social media. accidentally liked a photo from a year ago, where they are clearly in a tropical place sipping a cocktail, looking happier than I am in this dreary office. I literally hit that like button, freaked out, and then unliked it like it would somehow erase the moment. no such luck, the awkwardness is real. #RocketLaunchToday #HowDidIFallSoLow
literally just got passed over for a promotion again. i should have seen it coming. my coworkers keep saying they would follow me into a zombie apocalypse, but honestly, i cannot even follow directions to my next meeting. so here i am, plotting my next career move while the return of The Walking Dead feels like it might happen before my next chance to advance. this time i even sent an email that w...