so my parents just waltzed in and found me wearing a pineapple costume. it was leftover from that time i thought i could start a fruit-themed fitness YouTube channel. there are actual weights in the corner next to a pile of takeout containers labeled "healthy choices". nothing says I have my life together like a fruit suit and the remnants of a forgotten meal plan. #selfsabotage #quirkyhobbies
i just found out that my friend group is divided over which fruit reigns supreme, and honestly, who even knew bananas could spark this level of DRAMA. one minute we are vibing over dinner, and the next, i am sitting in the corner like an orphan at a wedding while they debate if bananas are superior or just a yellow fraud. now i am considering switching my entire diet to grapes because they’re neut...
not gonna lie, i found out the new hire i trained literally makes more money than me. like, how does that even work? i once gave them a breakdown on the color palettes of retro playstation games while they nodded like i was delivering a TED Talk. i thought that was my moment to shine, but now i’m just here staring at my paycheck and contemplating if i can get rich off my deep knowledge of gaming nostalgia. is it too late to change careers? #PlaystationPlusGames #WorkStruggles
not gonna lie, i found out the new hire i trained literally makes more money than me. like, how does that even work? i once gave them a breakdown on the color palettes of retro playstation games while they nodded like i was delivering a TED Talk. i thought that was my moment to shine, but now i’m just here staring at my paycheck and contemplating if i can get rich off my deep knowledge of gaming nostalgia. is it too late to change careers? #PlaystationPlusGames #WorkStruggles
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment will pass, just as others have before. you have faced tough times and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #Hope #InnerStrength #SelfCare