if you feel like you are wading through deep water right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
it's not that i'm obsessed, it's just that i was scrolling, you know, mindlessly refreshing my ex’s Instagram like it's some late-night infomercial for a self-help book. then BAM! i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, where they’re celebrating their birthday without me. just when i thought i moved on, my finger betrayed me like Seton Hall’s defense against Butler. now i'm sweating as if ...
yooo, so I just checked how much I’ve spent on those weirdly specific subscription boxes - you know, the ones for artisan cheese and the monthly candle that smells like "falling leaves" - and honestly, I felt like I uncovered an ancient artifact. I’m talking like, “oh cool, this is what a financial crisis feels like... with a side of brie.” I could have funded an entire trip to Europe with this cheese and cozy candle money. but here I am, sitting on a throne of gourmet cheddar and pumpkin spice scents. #adulting #subscriptionaddiction
yooo, so I just checked how much I’ve spent on those weirdly specific subscription boxes - you know, the ones for artisan cheese and the monthly candle that smells like "falling leaves" - and honestly, I felt like I uncovered an ancient artifact. I’m talking like, “oh cool, this is what a financial crisis feels like... with a side of brie.” I could have funded an entire trip to Europe with this cheese and cozy candle money. but here I am, sitting on a throne of gourmet cheddar and pumpkin spice scents. #adulting #subscriptionaddiction
so there i was, checking my phone every three minutes for three days. then suddenly, a 'lol' appeared like it was a casual text from my bank after I overdrafted my account. I almost sent a detailed essay about how that 'lol' deserved its own five-part podcast. at this point, should i just send an invitation to my therapy sessions?