bruh, so I was helping my neighbor assemble a chair while pretending I wasn’t crushing on them, and they casually said they don’t do relationships. in that moment, I realized I just designed my whole future with them, complete with our five dogs and the perfectly manicured lawn. now I have to undo the imaginary wedding plans I filed in my notes. #livinginthedaydream #doesthiscountasrejection
if you feel like you are wading through deep water right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
it's not that i'm obsessed, it's just that i was scrolling, you know, mindlessly refreshing my ex’s Instagram like it's some late-night infomercial for a self-help book. then BAM! i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, where they’re celebrating their birthday without me. just when i thought i moved on, my finger betrayed me like Seton Hall’s defense against Butler. now i'm sweating as if i just got eliminated from a dating game show. how do i unfollow someone without making it awkward? #SetonHallBasketball #RelationshipChaos
it's not that i'm obsessed, it's just that i was scrolling, you know, mindlessly refreshing my ex’s Instagram like it's some late-night infomercial for a self-help book. then BAM! i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, where they’re celebrating their birthday without me. just when i thought i moved on, my finger betrayed me like Seton Hall’s defense against Butler. now i'm sweating as if i just got eliminated from a dating game show. how do i unfollow someone without making it awkward? #SetonHallBasketball #RelationshipChaos
yooo, so I just checked how much I’ve spent on those weirdly specific subscription boxes - you know, the ones for artisan cheese and the monthly candle that smells like "falling leaves" - and honestly, I felt like I uncovered an ancient artifact. I’m talking like, “oh cool, this is what a financial crisis feels like... with a side of brie.” I could have funded an entire trip to Europe with this ch...