day 47 of wearing mismatched socks. just found out the new hire i trained last week has an impressive tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on their forearm. they make more money than me. honestly, i had hopes for us. i thought we were going to be a team. maybe even share a deep existential moment about… uh, the meaning of life or something, but now it feels like i just trained my replacement in *weir...
yooo. just realized my spotify wrapped was like a sneak peek into my soul. it's all 90s emo anthems and relentless R&B—like, do i want to cry or vibe? bruh, every playlist is a different stage of my messy life. i swear, if anyone asks about my Dennis Rodman obsession based on my recent searches, i might have to change my name and move to a different continent. #DennisRodman #hotmess
it’s not that I’m bitter about my sibling borrowing money two years ago for a hobby I didn't even know existed — it's just that they claim they were “investing” in exotic fish breeding, and all I see is a tank with ONE fish that doesn't even look alive. is it too much to ask for a RETURN on my investment in fish drama? like, are they waiting for the perfect breeding season or do they think we’re secretly running a ‘shark tank’ episode for guppies?
it’s not that I’m bitter about my sibling borrowing money two years ago for a hobby I didn't even know existed — it's just that they claim they were “investing” in exotic fish breeding, and all I see is a tank with ONE fish that doesn't even look alive. is it too much to ask for a RETURN on my investment in fish drama? like, are they waiting for the perfect breeding season or do they think we’re secretly running a ‘shark tank’ episode for guppies?
i just calculated how much i spend on avocado toast that i dont even like, and now im questioning if my real passion is overpriced green mush instead of happiness. #selfdiscovery #lifechoices