yooo. just realized my spotify wrapped was like a sneak peek into my soul. it's all 90s emo anthems and relentless R&B—like, do i want to cry or vibe? bruh, every playlist is a different stage of my messy life. i swear, if anyone asks about my Dennis Rodman obsession based on my recent searches, i might have to change my name and move to a different continent. #DennisRodman #hotmess
it’s not that I’m bitter about my sibling borrowing money two years ago for a hobby I didn't even know existed — it's just that they claim they were “investing” in exotic fish breeding, and all I see is a tank with ONE fish that doesn't even look alive. is it too much to ask for a RETURN on my investment in fish drama? like, are they waiting for the perfect breeding season or do they think we’re s...
i just calculated how much i spend on avocado toast that i dont even like, and now im questioning if my real passion is overpriced green mush instead of happiness. #selfdiscovery #lifechoices
i just calculated how much i spend on avocado toast that i dont even like, and now im questioning if my real passion is overpriced green mush instead of happiness. #selfdiscovery #lifechoices
i literally argued with someone in my head for three days. when i finally saw them, i was all ready to throw hands like i was in a john wick movie. instead, i just awkwardly said hello and walked away. now i'm just mad at them for no reason. life is truly a tragic comedy. #JohnWick #awkwardmoments