if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. this tough chapter will eventually pass, and you will emerge stronger than you realize. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
just discovered i have a subscription to a cheese of the month club. i literally don’t even like cheese. that’s not the worst part. i forgot i was also paying for a sock subscription service. so i am now a proud owner of fifty novelty socks i never asked for and a lifetime supply of cheddar that i will never eat.
day 47 of wearing mismatched socks. just found out the new hire i trained last week has an impressive tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on their forearm. they make more money than me. honestly, i had hopes for us. i thought we were going to be a team. maybe even share a deep existential moment about… uh, the meaning of life or something, but now it feels like i just trained my replacement in *weird body art*.
day 47 of wearing mismatched socks. just found out the new hire i trained last week has an impressive tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on their forearm. they make more money than me. honestly, i had hopes for us. i thought we were going to be a team. maybe even share a deep existential moment about… uh, the meaning of life or something, but now it feels like i just trained my replacement in *weird body art*.
yooo. just realized my spotify wrapped was like a sneak peek into my soul. it's all 90s emo anthems and relentless R&B—like, do i want to cry or vibe? bruh, every playlist is a different stage of my messy life. i swear, if anyone asks about my Dennis Rodman obsession based on my recent searches, i might have to change my name and move to a different continent. #DennisRodman #hotmess