no because i spent an entire night typing out my thoughts on the latest hawaii basketball game. you know, all the tactical nuances and my *unqualified* insights. then they replied with a single palm tree emoji. now my life's ambitions feel like that emoji—one-sided and confusing. #HawaiiBasketball #Mood
not gonna lie, i just had to mediate my parents' divorce like i'm some sort of family therapist or something. meanwhile, i'm over here rethinking my life choices while listening to one of them rant about the wrong type of curtains. honestly, if rich bisaccia can handle an entire football team, then i can definitely figure out how to convince them that neither wants a "splitting everything equally"...
not gonna lie, I just realized I was supposed to write a six thousand word report about the social implications of spoon collecting - two weeks ago, and I spent that time trying to decide whether a pink flamingo in my front yard is art or just a cry for help.
not gonna lie, I just realized I was supposed to write a six thousand word report about the social implications of spoon collecting - two weeks ago, and I spent that time trying to decide whether a pink flamingo in my front yard is art or just a cry for help.
the way that i just found out the new hire i TRAINED makes more money than me - while i can barely convince myself to meal prep on a Thursday. like, how does one spend their entire week being completely IGNORANT of the actual pay structure? am i really supposed to look at their excited face while we watch the plant in the corner die slowly, and act like this isn't a personal betrayal? sometimes i ...