last night, I finally had the courage to tell my best friend about my most embarrassing moment — how I once used an expired coupon thinking I was gonna get a great deal, only to be told it was from two decades ago, while an older man cackled in line behind me — and today, I hear my secret made its way into a casual group chat, alongside some unsolicited advice about financial literacy from someone...
literally just checked my camera roll and I might as well have a detailed alibi for an unsolved crime. like, I have a five-minute video of a cat trying to catch its tail, but there's also a photo of a sink covered in pizza sauce, and honestly, I can't explain that to anyone without sounding completely unhinged. if I get called to court, I will need a very good lawyer, and possibly some therapy. #c...
not gonna lie, i just got voluntold to work the weekend again while trying to watch the trailer for that new taylor sheridan thing. so there i was, tearing up about fictional cowboys, only to realize i’m just a ranch hand in this soul-sucking office, moving papers like a pack mule. instead of sipping whiskey by the campfire with kurt russell, i’m going to be face deep in spreadsheets wondering how i ended up in this sad cowboy drama of my life. #TaylorSheridan #WorkWoes
not gonna lie, i just got voluntold to work the weekend again while trying to watch the trailer for that new taylor sheridan thing. so there i was, tearing up about fictional cowboys, only to realize i’m just a ranch hand in this soul-sucking office, moving papers like a pack mule. instead of sipping whiskey by the campfire with kurt russell, i’m going to be face deep in spreadsheets wondering how i ended up in this sad cowboy drama of my life. #TaylorSheridan #WorkWoes
literally just woke up at three am thinking about the time I walked into a historical reenactment museum, looked around, and genuinely asked a soldier in costume if they had to pay for parking. like, was my confusion about time travel that deep? they stared at me like I was the weirdest time traveler ever. moral of the story—don’t question where the future parking meters might be when you are in t...