honestly, i just realized i spent the last year binging shows while looking for happiness in 'epic tales' that feel way more thrilling than my own life. like, do i even care if 'Dhurandhar 2' gets five releases or whatever? meanwhile, my last adventure was an awkward conversation with the barista who thinks my name is Karen... #DhurandharOtt #existentialcrisis
yooo so i dedicated my life to making artisanal sourdough bread like i'm some sort of culinary wizard, right? spent hours nurturing my starter, talking to it like it’s a pet, only to have it turn into a brick that could double as a paperweight. the worst part? my friends came over for dinner expecting fancy toast and all i got was a series of “chews” followed by awkward silences and suggestions to...
it's not that i spend too much on useless things, it's just that i thought a rare vinyl of an album that reminds me of high school would bring me joy, ngl. but after realizing i've poured more into records than my actual therapy sessions—turns out they don't talk back either. tbh, as soon as i heard hayley williams talking about the five best paramore songs, i had a meltdown while staring at my collection... like what’s the point of a favorite song if you’re just a broke mess collecting dust? #HayleyWilliams #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i spend too much on useless things, it's just that i thought a rare vinyl of an album that reminds me of high school would bring me joy, ngl. but after realizing i've poured more into records than my actual therapy sessions—turns out they don't talk back either. tbh, as soon as i heard hayley williams talking about the five best paramore songs, i had a meltdown while staring at my collection... like what’s the point of a favorite song if you’re just a broke mess collecting dust? #HayleyWilliams #ExistentialCrisis
i just added up how much i've spent on streaming subscriptions—it's enough to send me into an existential crisis deeper than the upside-down. meanwhile, everyone is talking about cara buono being the hero of the latest season like she didn’t just have a household full of teenagers, stressing over the ‘demogorgon’ of unpaid bills. here i am, missing the simplicity of the dial-up internet days when ...