ngl, I got left on read for 3 days only to receive a 'lol' like we weren’t mid-crisis over my spiral into hobby debt from all the paintball lessons I never asked for. tbh, my savings account is currently about as empty as my social life since I tried becoming the next Picasso after bingeing that reality art show. but like, maybe that 'lol' was actually the friend code for 'get your financial life ...
bruh, so i just found out that my ex is dating my friend and apparently it's been going on for like a month and everyone in our friend group was just acting all casual like they didn’t see me lurking at our hangouts all week trying to get some vibe check and it turns out they were vibing so much they started calling each other “sugar” and now i’m just over here sitting at home staring at the wall ...
honestly, i just realized i spent the last year binging shows while looking for happiness in 'epic tales' that feel way more thrilling than my own life. like, do i even care if 'Dhurandhar 2' gets five releases or whatever? meanwhile, my last adventure was an awkward conversation with the barista who thinks my name is Karen... #DhurandharOtt #existentialcrisis
honestly, i just realized i spent the last year binging shows while looking for happiness in 'epic tales' that feel way more thrilling than my own life. like, do i even care if 'Dhurandhar 2' gets five releases or whatever? meanwhile, my last adventure was an awkward conversation with the barista who thinks my name is Karen... #DhurandharOtt #existentialcrisis
yooo so i dedicated my life to making artisanal sourdough bread like i'm some sort of culinary wizard, right? spent hours nurturing my starter, talking to it like it’s a pet, only to have it turn into a brick that could double as a paperweight. the worst part? my friends came over for dinner expecting fancy toast and all i got was a series of “chews” followed by awkward silences and suggestions to...