bruh, so i just found out that my ex is dating my friend and apparently it's been going on for like a month and everyone in our friend group was just acting all casual like they didn’t see me lurking at our hangouts all week trying to get some vibe check and it turns out they were vibing so much they started calling each other “sugar” and now i’m just over here sitting at home staring at the wall ...
honestly, i just realized i spent the last year binging shows while looking for happiness in 'epic tales' that feel way more thrilling than my own life. like, do i even care if 'Dhurandhar 2' gets five releases or whatever? meanwhile, my last adventure was an awkward conversation with the barista who thinks my name is Karen... #DhurandharOtt #existentialcrisis
yooo so i dedicated my life to making artisanal sourdough bread like i'm some sort of culinary wizard, right? spent hours nurturing my starter, talking to it like it’s a pet, only to have it turn into a brick that could double as a paperweight. the worst part? my friends came over for dinner expecting fancy toast and all i got was a series of “chews” followed by awkward silences and suggestions to order in. now i'm contemplating if my sourdough can go on my résumé as “expert at disappointment.”
yooo so i dedicated my life to making artisanal sourdough bread like i'm some sort of culinary wizard, right? spent hours nurturing my starter, talking to it like it’s a pet, only to have it turn into a brick that could double as a paperweight. the worst part? my friends came over for dinner expecting fancy toast and all i got was a series of “chews” followed by awkward silences and suggestions to order in. now i'm contemplating if my sourdough can go on my résumé as “expert at disappointment.”
it's not that i spend too much on useless things, it's just that i thought a rare vinyl of an album that reminds me of high school would bring me joy, ngl. but after realizing i've poured more into records than my actual therapy sessions—turns out they don't talk back either. tbh, as soon as i heard hayley williams talking about the five best paramore songs, i had a meltdown while staring at my co...