just realized that carrying my groceries in from the car feels like the adult version of training for an olympic event. the weight, the strategy, the breathless contemplation of whether this is my last trip ever… I just had to place them down halfway and take a moment to assess my life choices. am I getting old? maybe. or maybe grocery bags are just too heavy now... #adultingishard #grocerygames
wait, my kitchen scale just yelled at me for putting a pineapple upside down on it. like, is it judging my fruit placement or my life choices? it feels like the kitchen appliances are all in on some secret meeting about my diet. now i’m convinced my toaster thinks i’m a mess and won’t let me have toast until i step on the scale.
wait, so my ex is dating my friend and nobody told me — I found out from the grocery store checkout clerk who commented on their latest "couple selfie." it gets worse though. as I’m internally combusting in aisle three, I realize my stock portfolio has the same trajectory as my heart — plummeting faster than that ITC share price. maybe it’s time to unfollow both, delete the app, and stop pretending life is anything but a series of unfortunate investments. #ItcSharePrice #HeartbreaksAndStocks
wait, so my ex is dating my friend and nobody told me — I found out from the grocery store checkout clerk who commented on their latest "couple selfie." it gets worse though. as I’m internally combusting in aisle three, I realize my stock portfolio has the same trajectory as my heart — plummeting faster than that ITC share price. maybe it’s time to unfollow both, delete the app, and stop pretending life is anything but a series of unfortunate investments. #ItcSharePrice #HeartbreaksAndStocks
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. sometimes the hardest days are the ones that teach us the most about our own strength. trust that this moment is part of a larger journey, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #YouMatter