wait, I just saw the news about Sonmarg and how an avalanche hit, which is terrifying. and I can’t help but think that the last time I panicked this much was when I liked a post from a stranger's vacation photos while deep stalking. like, did they even know that I was silently rooting for them? I just imagined their face, seeing my name and thinking, "who is this?" which feels a lot like being cau...
bruh, I stopped checking on my friend after they ghosted me for the millionth time like Elon ghosting accountability. Now I'm just here, vibing, wondering if I should just turn my life into a Twitter poll like some absurd meme. Do I unfollow or do I send them a "hope you're not secretly working for Musk?" Should've asked for a Tesla model for all the emotional labor I gave, honestly. #ElonMusk #Fr...
wait, i heard about that shooting in arizona and all i could think about was how my coworker insisted on showing me videos of his weekend "road trip" that looked more like a poorly filmed horror movie. like, why do we care so much about these strangers’ lives while silently dealing with our own chaos? it’s easier to nod along, pretending like I’m in it too, instead of confronting the fact that my plants are dying and I still haven’t returned that library book from three years ago. #ArizonaShooting #StrangerProblems
wait, i heard about that shooting in arizona and all i could think about was how my coworker insisted on showing me videos of his weekend "road trip" that looked more like a poorly filmed horror movie. like, why do we care so much about these strangers’ lives while silently dealing with our own chaos? it’s easier to nod along, pretending like I’m in it too, instead of confronting the fact that my plants are dying and I still haven’t returned that library book from three years ago. #ArizonaShooting #StrangerProblems
it's not that I don't appreciate the "family" vibe... it’s just that I didn’t realize our family gatherings would have no dessert this year. like, what am I supposed to bring to the table? just my unresolved trauma and a strong desire for raises that won't come? #officehumor #unexpectedtruths