have you ever built a life that felt more like a really boring sitcom plot than your own? I recently realized that every decision I've made is like an episode of my parents' dreams starring their favorite underachiever, me. I mean, I thought I wanted to be the tech guru battling against Elon's SpaceX empire, but all I really want is to eat cheese puffs and sob over reality shows. I don't know if I...
wait, I just saw the news about Sonmarg and how an avalanche hit, which is terrifying. and I can’t help but think that the last time I panicked this much was when I liked a post from a stranger's vacation photos while deep stalking. like, did they even know that I was silently rooting for them? I just imagined their face, seeing my name and thinking, "who is this?" which feels a lot like being cau...
bruh, I stopped checking on my friend after they ghosted me for the millionth time like Elon ghosting accountability. Now I'm just here, vibing, wondering if I should just turn my life into a Twitter poll like some absurd meme. Do I unfollow or do I send them a "hope you're not secretly working for Musk?" Should've asked for a Tesla model for all the emotional labor I gave, honestly. #ElonMusk #FriendshipFail
bruh, I stopped checking on my friend after they ghosted me for the millionth time like Elon ghosting accountability. Now I'm just here, vibing, wondering if I should just turn my life into a Twitter poll like some absurd meme. Do I unfollow or do I send them a "hope you're not secretly working for Musk?" Should've asked for a Tesla model for all the emotional labor I gave, honestly. #ElonMusk #FriendshipFail
wait, i heard about that shooting in arizona and all i could think about was how my coworker insisted on showing me videos of his weekend "road trip" that looked more like a poorly filmed horror movie. like, why do we care so much about these strangers’ lives while silently dealing with our own chaos? it’s easier to nod along, pretending like I’m in it too, instead of confronting the fact that my ...