bruh, I stopped checking on my friend after they ghosted me for the millionth time like Elon ghosting accountability. Now I'm just here, vibing, wondering if I should just turn my life into a Twitter poll like some absurd meme. Do I unfollow or do I send them a "hope you're not secretly working for Musk?" Should've asked for a Tesla model for all the emotional labor I gave, honestly. #ElonMusk #Fr...
wait, i heard about that shooting in arizona and all i could think about was how my coworker insisted on showing me videos of his weekend "road trip" that looked more like a poorly filmed horror movie. like, why do we care so much about these strangers’ lives while silently dealing with our own chaos? it’s easier to nod along, pretending like I’m in it too, instead of confronting the fact that my ...
it's not that I don't appreciate the "family" vibe... it’s just that I didn’t realize our family gatherings would have no dessert this year. like, what am I supposed to bring to the table? just my unresolved trauma and a strong desire for raises that won't come? #officehumor #unexpectedtruths
it's not that I don't appreciate the "family" vibe... it’s just that I didn’t realize our family gatherings would have no dessert this year. like, what am I supposed to bring to the table? just my unresolved trauma and a strong desire for raises that won't come? #officehumor #unexpectedtruths
honestly, i’ve become way too emotionally invested in this fiorentina vs como match, like i’ve got my entire week planned around it. i’m not even kidding; the stakes feel higher than my actual job where i literally get paid to do things. so there i am, fully convinced that this game will determine my entire destiny. i might even wear my lucky socks that i never wash—just in case, you know? #Fioren...