just found out about "the madison taylor sheridan" and it reminded me of that time I spent hours crafting a breakup text that I absolutely never sent. why was I even pretending I needed closure when I still had their sweater? like, what would it have changed? sometimes I think I’m living in my own episode of a reality show and my plot twist is just...unread messages. #TheMadisonTaylorSheridan #del...
i just wrote this entire heartfelt letter to my vacuum, like explaining why i appreciate its suction abilities and all the dirt it carries for me. i literally put it in the drawer where it sits when not in use, knowing i won’t ever send it because, like, who would read that? now i'm sitting here, imagining my vacuum judging me as i continue to let crumbs pile up in my life. #weirdthingsido #emptym...
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own text while getting ready for the seahawks stadium party. my phone just froze for a second and bam, it was out there. what if my crush saw it? they think i am so cool and i am trying to play it smooth. then my mind went dark. what if my crush tells everyone at the game? i'm having a panic spiral about getting booed out of the stands like it’s halftime and i just dropped a fly ball. now i can't undo it... and the countdown to kick-off is on. #SeahawksStadium #Oops
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own text while getting ready for the seahawks stadium party. my phone just froze for a second and bam, it was out there. what if my crush saw it? they think i am so cool and i am trying to play it smooth. then my mind went dark. what if my crush tells everyone at the game? i'm having a panic spiral about getting booed out of the stands like it’s halftime and i just dropped a fly ball. now i can't undo it... and the countdown to kick-off is on. #SeahawksStadium #Oops
i just watched india crush new zealand in the t20 world cup and while they’re out there living their best lives, i’m sitting in my dark office with an overflowing inbox and a lingering fear that my career is slowly crumbling like my last slice of pizza in the break room. my team got cut in half, but for some reason, my workload doubled. now i’m working harder than ever for a paycheck that feels li...