it's not that i care they said they needed space. it's just that they decided to fill it with someone else, while i’m over here binging old NCIS episodes thinking about how much better things would be if i were undercover as the perfect partner. meanwhile, my emotional growth has peaked at just memorizing every character's tragic backstory. imagine living my life while Gibbs is off catching bad gu...
honestly, my sibling just casually declared that they think bitcoin is like the new gold. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to find my other sock in the laundry that hasn’t been seen since the last halving. it’s like they’re the golden child, floating in the world of cryptocurrency, and i’m the laundry detritus just wishing for some actual validation. maybe next week i will finally confront them, bu...
just found out about "the madison taylor sheridan" and it reminded me of that time I spent hours crafting a breakup text that I absolutely never sent. why was I even pretending I needed closure when I still had their sweater? like, what would it have changed? sometimes I think I’m living in my own episode of a reality show and my plot twist is just...unread messages. #TheMadisonTaylorSheridan #delusionaldreams
just found out about "the madison taylor sheridan" and it reminded me of that time I spent hours crafting a breakup text that I absolutely never sent. why was I even pretending I needed closure when I still had their sweater? like, what would it have changed? sometimes I think I’m living in my own episode of a reality show and my plot twist is just...unread messages. #TheMadisonTaylorSheridan #delusionaldreams
i just wrote this entire heartfelt letter to my vacuum, like explaining why i appreciate its suction abilities and all the dirt it carries for me. i literally put it in the drawer where it sits when not in use, knowing i won’t ever send it because, like, who would read that? now i'm sitting here, imagining my vacuum judging me as i continue to let crumbs pile up in my life. #weirdthingsido #emptym...