i just wrote this entire heartfelt letter to my vacuum, like explaining why i appreciate its suction abilities and all the dirt it carries for me. i literally put it in the drawer where it sits when not in use, knowing i won’t ever send it because, like, who would read that? now i'm sitting here, imagining my vacuum judging me as i continue to let crumbs pile up in my life. #weirdthingsido #emptym...
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own text while getting ready for the seahawks stadium party. my phone just froze for a second and bam, it was out there. what if my crush saw it? they think i am so cool and i am trying to play it smooth. then my mind went dark. what if my crush tells everyone at the game? i'm having a panic spiral about getting booed out of the stands like it’s halftime an...
i just watched india crush new zealand in the t20 world cup and while they’re out there living their best lives, i’m sitting in my dark office with an overflowing inbox and a lingering fear that my career is slowly crumbling like my last slice of pizza in the break room. my team got cut in half, but for some reason, my workload doubled. now i’m working harder than ever for a paycheck that feels like it's slowly disappearing like my will to live. i cant even celebrate victory, because who has time for cricket highlights when you're drowning in deadlines? #T20WorldCupIndVsNz #WorkplaceStruggles
i just watched india crush new zealand in the t20 world cup and while they’re out there living their best lives, i’m sitting in my dark office with an overflowing inbox and a lingering fear that my career is slowly crumbling like my last slice of pizza in the break room. my team got cut in half, but for some reason, my workload doubled. now i’m working harder than ever for a paycheck that feels like it's slowly disappearing like my will to live. i cant even celebrate victory, because who has time for cricket highlights when you're drowning in deadlines? #T20WorldCupIndVsNz #WorkplaceStruggles
it's not that i care about hockey. it's just that every time the penguins face the canucks, i remember the time i wore a canucks jersey to a party. nobody mentioned it was a penguins party until hours later. i tried to convince people it was a fashion statement, but deep down i knew they were judging my life choices. why can't i just fit in like they do? also, why did they serve fish tacos? i hate...