yooo, just learned that someone i know who said they weren’t ready for a relationship got ENGAGED six months later. bruh, what is this, a rom-com with no budget? did i miss the plot twist where the lead character discovers a time machine? honestly, this person better not show up at my wedding crying about being “unlucky in love.” #audacity #plotwist
literally had my parents show up unannounced and found me doing yoga in the living room while wearing mismatched socks and a full face of makeup for a Zoom call that got canceled last week. like, did they think this was a normal Tuesday? who said this was the moment to break out my favorite blanket cape? #livingthelife #justyogathings
wait, they just announced the finale for Bigg Boss Tamil season 9 and i couldn't even finish the last episode — not because i didn’t want to, but because my phone buzzed and my crush decided to finally text me, of all moments. so here i am, living in existential crisis land — crushed over missing a plot twist while crafting the perfect response to a message that just says 'hey.' and just like that, the season might end before i even figure out if this text could lead to something or if it was just a fleeting notification in the chat of my sad life. what is life even if i can’t even decide between heartbreak and reality TV? #BiggBossTamilSeason9Vote #ExistentialCrisis
wait, they just announced the finale for Bigg Boss Tamil season 9 and i couldn't even finish the last episode — not because i didn’t want to, but because my phone buzzed and my crush decided to finally text me, of all moments. so here i am, living in existential crisis land — crushed over missing a plot twist while crafting the perfect response to a message that just says 'hey.' and just like that, the season might end before i even figure out if this text could lead to something or if it was just a fleeting notification in the chat of my sad life. what is life even if i can’t even decide between heartbreak and reality TV? #BiggBossTamilSeason9Vote #ExistentialCrisis
walked into a holiday dinner thinking i was about to be praised for my "adulting skills" and left getting grilled for my gluten-free, vegan, raw garlic diet and an unhealthy obsession with old Greek mythology. my aunt seriously asked if i needed therapy or just a snack. i said both, honestly.