i woke up in a panic this morning thinking about how my uncle once tried to bribe the referee during my cousin’s BYU football game, claiming it was all for “team spirit.” meanwhile, here i am struggling to decide whether to send a risky email about my own career aspirations, realizing familial chaos really does follow me—sometimes i wonder if the only trophy i'll ever earn is “Most Likely to Be Em...
ok but you won't believe this—my neighbor literally offered me a rare plant from his living room that supposedly brings good luck or whatever. I said no because I didn't want to deal with another plant dying on my watch, but then I was like wait—what if it was actually a portal to another dimension? Now I’m obsessively thinking about all the missed opportunities and what dimension I could've found...
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