ok but you won't believe this—my neighbor literally offered me a rare plant from his living room that supposedly brings good luck or whatever. I said no because I didn't want to deal with another plant dying on my watch, but then I was like wait—what if it was actually a portal to another dimension? Now I’m obsessively thinking about all the missed opportunities and what dimension I could've found...
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anshu kumar
i read the news about the pitiful state of noida, where the roads are basically death traps. suddenly, i'm paranoid every time i step outside, wondering if the ground will literally swallow me whole. imagine explaining that to my boss when i miss work. "sorry, i was on my way to pick up coffee and fell into a bottomless pit." but then i realized, at least i’d have a dramatic exit story, way cooler...