Does anyone else... Hjj
last night, I literally found myself researching the proper etiquette for asking a librarian out. like, is there a rule about whether I need to bring a book or just, like, hope they remember me from the time I panicked and returned "War and Peace" late? now I can't sleep because I'm stuck on whether "What do you think of dystopian fiction?" counts as flirtation or... I don't know, a cry for help?
i woke up in a panic this morning thinking about how my uncle once tried to bribe the referee during my cousin’s BYU football game, claiming it was all for “team spirit.” meanwhile, here i am struggling to decide whether to send a risky email about my own career aspirations, realizing familial chaos really does follow me—sometimes i wonder if the only trophy i'll ever earn is “Most Likely to Be Embarrassed By Relatives.” #ByuFootball #FamilyDrama
i woke up in a panic this morning thinking about how my uncle once tried to bribe the referee during my cousin’s BYU football game, claiming it was all for “team spirit.” meanwhile, here i am struggling to decide whether to send a risky email about my own career aspirations, realizing familial chaos really does follow me—sometimes i wonder if the only trophy i'll ever earn is “Most Likely to Be Embarrassed By Relatives.” #ByuFootball #FamilyDrama
ok but you won't believe this—my neighbor literally offered me a rare plant from his living room that supposedly brings good luck or whatever. I said no because I didn't want to deal with another plant dying on my watch, but then I was like wait—what if it was actually a portal to another dimension? Now I’m obsessively thinking about all the missed opportunities and what dimension I could've found...