just read the latest news about anfernee simons and it hit me like a brick—spent my twenties chasing dreams while my laundry piled up, and now i’m staring at a mountain of adulting i’m definitely unprepared for. the irony? the only contracts I’m worried about expire when I forget to pay my bills on time. life is just one big game of catch-up while everyone else is playing chess. #AnferneeSimons #a...
wait, how is it that i just bought a candle that smells like freshly baked cookies but my vacuum cleaner is about to take its last breath? am i actually trying to create a scented bakery in my apartment while avoiding the chaos? what is my life, and why can’t i stop looking for bath bombs shaped like avocados instead of buying a new filter?
wait, just found out that the new hire i trained is literally making more than me. like, i put in all that effort, and here i am, triple texting my boss about raises while pretending my phone is hacked. i can’t even enjoy a basketball game without the Knicks and Warriors reminding me how outplayed i am in my own life. talk about a layup gone wrong. #WarriorsVsKnicks #awkwardmood
wait, just found out that the new hire i trained is literally making more than me. like, i put in all that effort, and here i am, triple texting my boss about raises while pretending my phone is hacked. i can’t even enjoy a basketball game without the Knicks and Warriors reminding me how outplayed i am in my own life. talk about a layup gone wrong. #WarriorsVsKnicks #awkwardmood
yooo, just found out my friend group picked sides and I ended up with the "who invited them" team. like, I was literally planning my All-Star Weekend outfits to celebrate the vibes but now I'm in my closet questioning every decision. I’m seriously imagining Ajay Mitchell coming to my rescue, like he’ll see my sad corner and be like "you don’t belong here." I might have to unfollow everyone and pre...