i literally just caught myself googling the average lifespan of a gerbil because my parents have had the same one since i was a kid. honestly, the way they treat it like a family member is wild. now i’m just picturing the gerbil giving me life advice while casually enjoying a gourmet meal made from scraps. like, how am i more invested in gerbil trivia than in adulting?
not gonna lie, I named my future pets with someone I spoke to for precisely five minutes – like, does that make me delusional or just optimistic? now I am constantly thinking about how the thunder might strike after my Rockets bet failed, and I had to re-evaluate my life choices while also managing my “bizarre pet name universe.” can I afford them? am I even ready for a hedgehog named ‘Thunder’ wh...
just read the latest news about anfernee simons and it hit me like a brick—spent my twenties chasing dreams while my laundry piled up, and now i’m staring at a mountain of adulting i’m definitely unprepared for. the irony? the only contracts I’m worried about expire when I forget to pay my bills on time. life is just one big game of catch-up while everyone else is playing chess. #AnferneeSimons #adultingstruggles
just read the latest news about anfernee simons and it hit me like a brick—spent my twenties chasing dreams while my laundry piled up, and now i’m staring at a mountain of adulting i’m definitely unprepared for. the irony? the only contracts I’m worried about expire when I forget to pay my bills on time. life is just one big game of catch-up while everyone else is playing chess. #AnferneeSimons #adultingstruggles
wait, how is it that i just bought a candle that smells like freshly baked cookies but my vacuum cleaner is about to take its last breath? am i actually trying to create a scented bakery in my apartment while avoiding the chaos? what is my life, and why can’t i stop looking for bath bombs shaped like avocados instead of buying a new filter?