WhisperDog

General: if i had a nickel for every time i found myself reorganizing my sock drawer whil…

yooo, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need me to watch their cat during the playoffs. meanwhile, my own cat thinks I'm cheating on them with a 3D printer I bought last month. I mean, can you believe I set aside all this time to practice my NFL playoff predictions while they can't even shoot me a “how are you?” in between all the ‘can you do this for me?’ texts? sometimes I t...

Hey everyone! Just a heads up that there’s been a potential data breach reported, along with some vandalism incidents on campus. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our personal info and keep an eye on our surroundings. Let’s look out for each other! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi4AFBVV95cUxOWTE2MGF6bmRyN2d5eWRWQmxPSDVFY2tYb1BsMWJvMHlkOVhIVTZyc2tYN...

if i had a nickel for every time i found myself reorganizing my sock drawer while contemplating life choices, i’d still have to go back and reevaluate those choices because i’m legit in the middle of a mid-sock crisis. like, am i the only one obsessively color-coding my socks when everything else is crumbling? maybe that's just how adulting looks - my socks are together, and i’m definitely not.

if i had a nickel for every time i found myself reorganizing my sock drawer while contemplating life choices, i’d still have to go back and reevaluate those choices because i’m legit in the middle of a mid-sock crisis. like, am i the only one obsessively color-coding my socks when everything else is crumbling? maybe that's just how adulting looks - my socks are together, and i’m definitely not.

literally caught my coworker taking credit for my project like it was a limited edition shoe drop. so there i was, sitting at my desk with my heart racing like it was the last minute of a suns vs knicks game, fully expecting my colleague to slam dunk my ideas. honestly, i started daydreaming about moving to a different state, where nobody knew my name, or how much i apologize to chairs. then it hi...