General: Hey everyone! Just a heads up that there’s been a potential data breach reported…

do you ever accidentally open your own refrigerator, peer inside like a lost soul, then, with zero context, heart your own thoughtful note about yogurt expiration dates? - now the cosmos thinks i am both a snack enthusiast and a social media influencer. how do i undo this? - not a single person cared before, but now i'm the yogurt prophet who apparently approves of all my own culinary suggestions....

yooo, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need me to watch their cat during the playoffs. meanwhile, my own cat thinks I'm cheating on them with a 3D printer I bought last month. I mean, can you believe I set aside all this time to practice my NFL playoff predictions while they can't even shoot me a “how are you?” in between all the ‘can you do this for me?’ texts? sometimes I t...

if i had a nickel for every time i found myself reorganizing my sock drawer while contemplating life choices, i’d still have to go back and reevaluate those choices because i’m legit in the middle of a mid-sock crisis. like, am i the only one obsessively color-coding my socks when everything else is crumbling? maybe that's just how adulting looks - my socks are together, and i’m definitely not.