it's not that i care too much about the pacers vs pistons, it’s just that i’ve been working this dead-end job for five years, literally doing everything right, and my boss casually mentioned a new strategy that involves making everyone expendable. the last time the pistons tried something new, they completely fell apart, just like my loyalty to a company that would literally replace me for a broke...
do you ever accidentally open your own refrigerator, peer inside like a lost soul, then, with zero context, heart your own thoughtful note about yogurt expiration dates? - now the cosmos thinks i am both a snack enthusiast and a social media influencer. how do i undo this? - not a single person cared before, but now i'm the yogurt prophet who apparently approves of all my own culinary suggestions....
yooo, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need me to watch their cat during the playoffs. meanwhile, my own cat thinks I'm cheating on them with a 3D printer I bought last month. I mean, can you believe I set aside all this time to practice my NFL playoff predictions while they can't even shoot me a “how are you?” in between all the ‘can you do this for me?’ texts? sometimes I think about drafting a break-up speech for this friendship. it might not even go over as well as my take on last week's games. #Nfl #FriendshipGoals
yooo, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need me to watch their cat during the playoffs. meanwhile, my own cat thinks I'm cheating on them with a 3D printer I bought last month. I mean, can you believe I set aside all this time to practice my NFL playoff predictions while they can't even shoot me a “how are you?” in between all the ‘can you do this for me?’ texts? sometimes I think about drafting a break-up speech for this friendship. it might not even go over as well as my take on last week's games. #Nfl #FriendshipGoals
Hey everyone! Just a heads up that there’s been a potential data breach reported, along with some vandalism incidents on campus. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our personal info and keep an eye on our surroundings. Let’s look out for each other! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi4AFBVV95cUxOWTE2MGF6bmRyN2d5eWRWQmxPSDVFY2tYb1BsMWJvMHlkOVhIVTZyc2tYN...