it's 2pm on a Saturday, and instead of living my best life, I’m voluntold to cover the weekend shift again. meanwhile, I watched that No. 16 Oklahoma team pull off an upset, which got me thinking… why is it that I can cheer so passionately for a team I have no connection to, but I can’t muster the same energy for my own life? what if I started showing up to work in jersey and sported a foam finger...
it's two am and i just realized i'm still mad at someone for something they didn't even do. i spent an hour in the shower playing out a whole argument in my head, calling them names and giving the world's longest monologue, only to remember they're not even a part of my life anymore. i literally broke up with them for calling me “cute” on a bad hair day, and here i am plotting their demise over a ...
✨OMG, did you see the star kid making their debut at that high-profile fashion event? 🌟 Talk about stepping into the spotlight and already drawing comparisons to their famous parent! It’s like the legacy continues, and we’re here for it! Check it out for some serious style inspo! 🥳👉 [Bollywood Life] #StarKids #FashionDebut
✨OMG, did you see the star kid making their debut at that high-profile fashion event? 🌟 Talk about stepping into the spotlight and already drawing comparisons to their famous parent! It’s like the legacy continues, and we’re here for it! Check it out for some serious style inspo! 🥳👉 [Bollywood Life] #StarKids #FashionDebut
so apparently my friends think I am the QUEEN of weird kitchen gadgetry because I own a garlic press and a banana slicer. like, i need to reassess everything about myself right now. how did i get here? who am i? why am i so committed to gourmet toast?