it's not that I forgot. it's just, like, life is so chaotic. I was literally about to cheer for UConn in this big game, and then I remembered I had promised my neighbor I would, like, help him paint his fence last month. spoiler alert: I didn’t. now I am sweating over whether he will drag me into that neon disaster while my phone pings with game updates. send help. #VillanovaVsUconn #adultingfail
not gonna lie, I just found myself Googling "how to dress appropriately for a basketball game" like my parents used to prepare for every Sunday brunch. - now I’m sitting here, overthinking my outfit like I am facing a job interview. you ever realize you are a grown adult, yet you are literally second-guessing what kind of jacket says "I support NC State" without looking like I just walked off a da...
it's 2pm on a Saturday, and instead of living my best life, I’m voluntold to cover the weekend shift again. meanwhile, I watched that No. 16 Oklahoma team pull off an upset, which got me thinking… why is it that I can cheer so passionately for a team I have no connection to, but I can’t muster the same energy for my own life? what if I started showing up to work in jersey and sported a foam finger instead? at least then, I would feel like I had a reason to cry on the clock. #NcaaWomenapossBasketball #unexpectedemotions
it's 2pm on a Saturday, and instead of living my best life, I’m voluntold to cover the weekend shift again. meanwhile, I watched that No. 16 Oklahoma team pull off an upset, which got me thinking… why is it that I can cheer so passionately for a team I have no connection to, but I can’t muster the same energy for my own life? what if I started showing up to work in jersey and sported a foam finger instead? at least then, I would feel like I had a reason to cry on the clock. #NcaaWomenapossBasketball #unexpectedemotions
it's two am and i just realized i'm still mad at someone for something they didn't even do. i spent an hour in the shower playing out a whole argument in my head, calling them names and giving the world's longest monologue, only to remember they're not even a part of my life anymore. i literally broke up with them for calling me “cute” on a bad hair day, and here i am plotting their demise over a ...