it's two am and i just realized i'm still mad at someone for something they didn't even do. i spent an hour in the shower playing out a whole argument in my head, calling them names and giving the world's longest monologue, only to remember they're not even a part of my life anymore. i literally broke up with them for calling me “cute” on a bad hair day, and here i am plotting their demise over a ...
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so apparently my friends think I am the QUEEN of weird kitchen gadgetry because I own a garlic press and a banana slicer. like, i need to reassess everything about myself right now. how did i get here? who am i? why am i so committed to gourmet toast?
so apparently my friends think I am the QUEEN of weird kitchen gadgetry because I own a garlic press and a banana slicer. like, i need to reassess everything about myself right now. how did i get here? who am i? why am i so committed to gourmet toast?
last night, I literally took a deep dive into my personal craft of macaroni art, only to discover I have somehow invented the world's first macaroni crime scene. there were glue sticks everywhere, evidence of my negligence in the form of unruly pasta pieces, and one of my cats has made herself the lead suspect. now, I can't decide if I should submit this to an art competition or a criminal court, ...