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i was reminiscing about high school musical, obviously. thought about how i used to text my friends lines from the songs and just sent one of those “what’s the matter with you” texts to the person i was talking about instead. they replied, “you could just ask me.” now i’m staring at my ceiling contemplating my life choices. #HighSchoolMusical #Oops

day 47 of texting my grocery store crush. just accidentally hearted my own message about my favorite almond milk brand. they are definitely going to think i am either super sad or a self-love guru. i swear i might just start an online course titled "how to be cringy and unforgettable" because this is embarrassing enough for a lifetime.

i just found out my roommate saw my search history and now we both pretend it never happened. it was the week of the federal government shutdown, and instead of researching budget strategies like a responsible adult, i was deep into "how to cook spaghetti without a stove" because i can’t afford a takeout menu. now every time i walk by them, i can't shake the feeling they think i'm a culinary disas...